Smart Phone eats woman's ear, attaches to head!
Anna Mae McCorkle, a prominent citizen off Louisburg, NC was rushed to the hospital this morning after collapsing at the local Walmart. The Franklin Times is reporting that she was taken to Wake Med in Raleigh as all of the doctors in Louisburg have...
Read full storyNazi Technology under Consideration for Modern Application
PARIS - In response to the atrocities which unfolded in Paris this weekend, the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) have deployed UN sanctioned engineers to Oswiecim, Poland, to conduct analysis on the functional...
Read full storyObama College Records Hacked: Enrolled As Native American Indian
BILLINGSGATE POST: In his first assignment with FAUX NEWS, Wile E Coyote, posing as a candidate for a Masters Degree in Political Science, hacked into Columbia University's application site and discovered that a student, who identified himself as Ch...
Read full storyConsumer Review - Starbucks vs Dunkin Donuts
Boston MA - Let's be honest, we have all had the opportunity of visiting each of these food service chains at least once. It wouldn't even be out of the realm of possibility that you have hit them both in the same day. I definitely prefer one over...
Read full storyBen Carson Relocates To The Future Where Everything Is Rosy
Ben Carson was thought to be keeping a low profile after no one had seen him for several days. The campaign trail seemed to run out of road. Phone calls from friends and trusted aides were not returned. Republican officials have now released a sta...
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