Wile E. Coyote Picked To Liberate Iraq From ISIS: To Head 60 Nation Combine
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a move some historians say is the equivalent of the appointment of General Eisenhower to lead the Allies against the Nazis in 1942, Wile E. Coyote was deep selected by Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter to lead the 60 nation co...
Read full storyBlair gets Order of the Boot from cushy Piss Process job
London - George Dubya Bush's favorite poodle fellater has fucked up badly in his UN Pisskeeper position after being grassed up by the Saudis as a useless whinging pompous twat. It means goodbye to a $10m annual salary, private jet and stable of ho...
Read full storyAfter years of indecision, Yellen decides to do nothing
Chairperson Yellen of the Federal Reserve has again played it close to the vest. Fearful of raising rates, she said, "Because it could cause an unintended glitch in the economy, I'm passing at this time." "Are you," reporter Wilma Terman asked,...
Read full storyThe News (Really) Bytes - May 2015 Cleveland Police Shootings, Gyrocopter at White House
Cleveland, Ohio Police Chief says that 71 people arrested while protesting the acquittal of a police officer who shot to death two unarmed black drivers was because "a few of them went over the line." Of course, shooting two people 137 times is not c...
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