Paint attack on UKIP member's Office may simply show lack of Talent
An attack on the window of a UKIP Member's High Street Office may just indicate lack of artistic imagination. The paint assault resulted in the office window being covered with a large splatter, covering most of the pane. However, the lack of a...
Read full storyPrezident Obummer weighs in on ISIS' destruction of Nimrod
ISIS has built or purchased, "from parties unknown," a time machine and is traveling into Iraq's "ancient past," to destroy the Assyrian city of Nimrod, the United Nations recently whined. "We are heartbroken," archaeologists sniffed, "and outrage...
Read full storyHadron Collider Discovers God
The scene was reminiscent of a European Cup soccer final as hundreds of scientists leapt into the air screaming and shouting and hugging each other as sheaves of paper drifted through the air. It all happened at their research centre in Geneva at...
Read full storyAmal Clooney to teach Columbia Law how to suck eggs
New York - Jumped-up media nonentity and human frights lawyer Amal Clooney has fallen hook-line-and-sinker for a visiting professorship at the prestigious Ivy-eff League school. "The sinecure commences April 1st, Ms C's birthday," a spokesperson f...
Read full storyTop 10 Off-Putting Company Slogans: Bawsaq Propaganda
Most slogans are meant to persuade you to buy their horrible product, not make you question why you're shopping there. Mr. Bawsaq searched high and low for off putting slogans just for you! Here are the top 10! Enjoy! Walmart - "Cheap goods and terrible service in a megastore where fat old ladies, dirty racists, child abusers, and teenagers with no shame assemble to make you sad to shop here!"...
Read full storyExtremely racist old man planning to run for U.S. president in 2016
Ah, yes. Elections. The only thing more American than that is a morbidly obese 40 year old drunk man carrying an assault rifle; yelling at immigrants. Boy, we really let our forefathers down. Around 65 people are potential candidates for presiden...
Read full storyAsim Qureshi describes Satan as a "beautiful and polite human being"
A member of the charity organisation CAGE by the name of Asim Qureshi has come to the defence of Satan and described him as a "beautiful and polite human being who we would be lucky to call a friend". The statement was issued by Mr Qureshi, shor...
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