Paul Allen's sunken WWII Japanese wreck 'is a hoax' says coastguard
Philippines - The remains of a Japanese WWII battleship at the bottom of the Sibuyan Sea have been declared a hoax in a coastguard's report identifying the wreck as a decrepit sardine trawler that went down during a typhoon in 1983. Divers working...
Read full storyIllinois congresswoman to convert to Islam
Rep. Jan Schakowsky, D-IL, today announced that she is converting from Judaism to Islam. "With the whole flap over Bibi Netanyahu's speech to Congress, I realized that I agree far more with Islamist thinking than Jewish thinking," Schakowsky said...
Read full storyThe Nigel Farage Berlin Wall
CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star reporter, Heinz Neo-NonNazi, has just jackbooted out of Nigel Farage's mansion through the bog and sewer and relayed this report to Neo-Non-Nazi HQ in a bunker near Berlin. Nigel was chatting to his German mi...
Read full storyAtheist Writer Abandons Atheism. Looks For ANY Religion After Realizing Majority of Atheists Actually Morons
A Florida author has vowed to abandon atheism and find religion after realizing that many of his fellow atheists are complete and utter morons. Duncan Whitehead of Miami, author of several badly edited, self-published pieces of 'drivel' and well k...
Read full storyRiderless Bicycles in London by 2020
Boris Johnson has vowed that riderless bicycles will be common on UK streets by 2020, and has printed £50 million of public funds towards the project. The bicycles, the result of a government Think Tank on new pedestrian propulsion systems, will b…
Read full storyLibido, the Whip, and the Wardrobe - the great works of literature rewritten as erotic fantasies
Various works of irrelevant fantastical fiction are being recalled to be rewritten as erotica. In the wake of the financial triumph and critical failure of 'mummy-porn' movie Fifty Shades of Grey, publishers have decided to re-publish best-selling...
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