Megasauras Guitarist Duane Hyman's new album helped along by spiritualist Cynthia Arbuckle
Duane Hyman' s latest album was written with help of spiritualist Cynthia Arbuckle by speaking to the guitarist whilst he was clinically dead. As you will recall, Duane Hyman, guitarist for Megasauras passed away during a recent press conference but...
Read full storyMan Arrested For Texting And Having Sex While Driving
BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle, erstwhile husband of former porn-star, Forever Ember Everdingle, was arrested driving 90 miles an hour on Sunset Boulevard early Sunday morning. Cited for driving having "no visible hands on the steering wheel" b...
Read full storyFemale motorcycle gang, the Satan Sluts, swamp Whitley Bay in unnecessary riot.
The ladies motorcycle club, the Satan's Sluts have been causing chaos along East Coast seaside resorts over the weekend. The police have been run ragged and one force in particular at Whitley Bay - were stretched to their very limits. The gang congre...
Read full story1,000 year-old 'Eye of Newt & Hair of Dog' remedy a superbug killer
Switzerland - An Anglo-Saxon potion 'for curing ye poxe' has been found to kill 99% of the antibiotic-resistant flesh-eating Necrotizing fasciitis virus scientists said today. Discovered in a 9th century almanack of remedies called Baldy's Leechbo...
Read full storyThe Queen's April Fools Day spoof
London - Her Majesty Queen Elizardbirth is planning to teach politicians a well deserved lesson by feigning death on April Fools Day. A number of courtiers are in on the jape which will see royal arselicker-in-chief cum Prime Monster David Cameron...
Read full storyMan targeted by ID thiefs on 47 occasions. Banks seem powerless to stop it happening.
Norman Steele, father of three from Liverpool is the unluckiest man in the UK when it comes to identity theft. His identity has been stolen by scammers on approximately 47 occasions since 2001. And that's the ones he knows about! It's not unusual...
Read full storyNew comedy pairing launched
The new comedy pairing of Ed (the pole) Miliband and ED(Bollocky red)Balls is to be known as the Marxist Brothers. A Labour party spokesman confirmed the pairing as a mind blowing combination of scintillating intellects. Their aim is to take politics...
Read full storyTornado rips through Isle of Seil just days after blizzards. Islanders say storm horn is a waste of money.
The small island of Seil just south of Oban has been hit by another freak tornado last night. Gales exceeding 120 mph rocketed through the island and left islanders speechless in its wake. It was just last week that the Scottish Isle had fallen victi...
Read full storyMartial Law to be declared after Clarkson sacking
London, England: Following the sacking of Jeremy Clarkson and the postponement of Top Gear, threats of a serious nature from overseas have been made against BBC Director General. Whilst an overseas email threatening the BBC Director General has res...
Read full storyBenson Is Least Remembered Sitcom
Media-Stats Inc. a data collection hub based in Burbank, CA. has revealed that the 1980's sitcom "Benson" is the least remembered show ever to air on television. David Weintraub an executive for Media-Stats said; "To say Benson is least remembere...
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