John Boehner Files Petition for Change of Name
WASHINGTON, DC - Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, John Boehner, filed a petition with the Municipal Court of West Chester Township, Ohio today to legally change his name. The petition, prepared by Mr. Boehners attorney, Mike...
Read full storyCelebrity Paedophile, ***** *******, Fucking Hates ******, ****** & ******** Cunts
Well known celebrity paedophile, child molester and closet homosexual *** ***** ******* announced today that he 'fucking hates *******, **** and ****** cunts' and that if he had his way everyone would be allowed to have ****** and the right to burn d...
Read full story10 Things You Need to Know About Donald Trump's Presidential Run
Atlantic City, New Jersey -- Casino kingpin and reality TV star Donald Trump has put together an "exploratory committee" that will help him determine whether or not to run for President. Here are 10 things you have to look forward to if the panel gives him the green light: 1. His wig will have its own motorcade. 2. Expressing a preference for staying alive, Trump refuses Secret Service prote...
Read full storyPurple Aki Signs-Up As Cage Fighter
Mega Fighting Championship (MFC) has announced today that it has signed Liverpudlian convicted criminal and bodybuilder Akinwale Arobieke: otherwise known as 'Purple Aki' to a lucrative deal with the company. Purple Aki is set to step in the Octag...
Read full storyEx-Riggs Bank owner's widow hosts Charles and Camilla visit
Washington DC - The widow of Joe Allbritton, sometime owner of one of America's most corrupt banks, is acting as official hostess to a totally spurious four day visit by roughneck Brit scroungers Charles and Camilla. Barbara Allbritton heads the t...
Read full storyNaughty MPs also using Computers for Porn and Gambling say dismissed Judges
Just as if things couldn't get any worse for the UK' s establishment after the dismissal of three judges for viewing pornography on business computers the other day, a recent audit of the House of Commons networks has uncovered similar misuse on 63 M...
Read full storyArtist formerly known as Prince picks fight with Nigel Farage over colour purple
Pint size rocker Squiggle, formerly known as Prince has publicly announced that Nigel Farage' s new book entitled, 'the Purple Revolution' infringes on his intellectual rights that pertain to that of the Revolution rock band which was his intellectu...
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