Well known celebrity paedophile, child molester and closet homosexual *** ***** ******* announced today that he 'fucking hates *******, **** and ****** cunts' and that if he had his way everyone would be allowed to have ****** and the right to burn down ********, ******* and Dawn French.
******** who is well known for hit songs such as ****** ******, *** ****** ***** and movies such as ******* ******** admitted "I am a racist, always have been, always will be. Also I like nothing more than fiddling with kids. There, I said. Also I am gay. Get over it."
Friends of ****** such as ***** ******* and former band mate **** ****** told reporters that they were shocked at his admission.
"I always thought ***** was a stand up guy. To think he hates ***** and believes **** are parasitical. Unbelievable. I will now have to rethink our friendship."
"Fuck off" shouted ******** after he was cornered by reporters "Want some do you? Want some of this?" he screamed as he raised his fists "Especially you, you ***** *********!"
