Left Wing Liberal Nuts Go On A Run For The Ages!
Washington, D.C - How do you cap off a Democratic Presidency that seems to have gotten almost nothing done for nearly eight long years? Well, a good way to start is to gather all the whack job liberals you can find after a really gruesome, racially m...
Read full storyNAACP's Rachel Dolezal & John Boehner To Open A Chain Of Tanning Salons!
Washington, DC - Disgraced NAACP leader, Rachel Dolezal, who was fired last month for being a secret whitey, didn't take long to get her life heading in a newish direction. It turns out that she quickly found an equally-minded friend in John Boehner,...
Read full storyTwo old frauds in TV junk science love-in
Washington - The President of the United Snakes of America and a Brit Reality TV con artist famous for faking the Beeb's wildlife documentaries have appeared in a televised White House junk science rant. Barack Obama and ageing UK naturalist (sic...
Read full storyOpen Letter to Earthlings from Ceres
Greetings, Citizens of Planet Earth, We are Plafvizjian, Ruler of the Planet you know as Ceres. We have for many of your planetary cycles been waging war on you, a war that will last many, many more of your planetary cycles if you do not surrender immediately. Now that you have discovered our once-secret cache of your most vital tools, we are certain you will want to negotiate for their safe re...
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