Chief Justice Caitlyn Roberts Receives Key To Women's Restroom of Supreme Court
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a stunning development, Chief Justice John Roberts changed his name to Caitlyn Roberts, thereby joining Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan as custodians of keys to the women's restroom of the Supreme C...
Read full storyAn Exclusive Interview With John Hance, Incredible Teller Of Big Whoppers At The Grand Canyon.
You've heard the tales of Paul Bunyan. You know the exploits of Pecos Bill. Maybe you've heard of the German Baron Munchhausen. But have you ever heard the legend of John Hance? You will now: The Spoof has succeeded in gaining an interview with one of the greats of Grand Canyon history- the unforgettable John Hance, the first white man to live at the Grand Canyon and famous story teller fro...
Read full storyCongress to ban curb-stomping black men while yelling "white power"
Following a tireless debate last night, congress has begun work drafting a new bill that seeks to stop white men from kicking the back of a goddamn coon's head and shattering his teeth whilst proclaiming the sanctity of the white bloodline. The bi...
Read full storyKnickerless, Courtney Love Cobain, caught up in Paris protests!
Widow of Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love (Who?) has made headlines by being in the wrong place at the right time! Parisian taxi drivers are protesting and blocking off all roads to French major airports because an American company is muscling in on th...
Read full storyDzhokhar Tsarnaev - The Bob Dylan Years
Boston, MA - During the formal sentencing phase of Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokar Tsarnaev, a courtroom full of weeping families and victims of the tragedy finally heard from the mass murderer who had shattered their lives, two long years ago. Be...
Read full storyObama fires secret service guarding him
Today, President Obama has fired his entire secret service security staff guarding him. Recognizing that he would be unprotected from predators, the president stated he felt safer without them. The president said that there have been many killi...
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