Tax Hike and Budget Cuts To Pad Chinese Failing Stock Market
With the recent major drop in the Chinese stock market, the President has ordered Congress to begin emergency planning on how to keep the failing stocks from crashing completely. One of the proposed plans is a national tax hike and even more budget...
Read full storyJeb Bush Stakes Out Middle Ground On Gay Marriage
Tampa, Florida - With his eye towards a centrist electorate in a general election race between himself and Democratic Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush today said that "the Supreme Court's word is not final and the gay marriage debate w...
Read full storyBernie Sanders Responds To Critics In A Wide Ranging Interview
Whitehaven, Vermont - Under increased scrutiny, Bernie Sanders sat down with a reporter from the New York Post to answer his critics. On why he is so popular in predominantly "white, middle class" towns with left-wing universities in them: "My...
Read full storyGreece Prepares to make move from Euro to Bitcoin
After suffering through failure after failure to utilize real money to keep their country's economy from complete collapse, Greece has decided to make the switch to fake money to ease their economic woes. After a great deal of pressure from the...
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To demonstrate the evils of a life dedicated to inebriation and self-indulgence, Preacher Levi traveled across the United States lecturing church groups on the evils that can befall Christians who choose a life of dissipation and women chasing. In h...
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