Canadian Balloon Man Arrested - Disney Brings Copyright Charges
In a scene reminiscent of Disney's film Up, a Canadian man was yesterday spotted flying over Calgary sitting in a garden chair supported by multi-coloured helium party balloons. In fact it was so reminiscent of Up that once he parachuted to safety h...
Read full storyNBA Draft Selects Obama
In the latest round of NBA draft picks the Chicago Bulls signed Barak Obama to a five year multimillion dollar contract. With the exception of his high IQ, he met all the criteria for player eligibility - tall, black, and lanky. He was chosen abov...
Read full storyFree The Nipple Campaign- Feminists Call for Criminalization of Female Sexualization
The re-emergence of the Free the Nipple Campaign has really taken hold with Feminists around the world especially here in the states. Based on the idea that a woman's nipples are no more offensive than a man's nipples, it has sparked the demand for...
Read full story'Bwahaha, it's not fair Mom' as Jihadi tough guy phones home whinging about theft of crack cocaine stash
Krak des Chevaliers, Syria - Cops have taped a phone call from a top ISIS commander on the blower to his Mom in the London suburb of Barking, Isle of Dogs, moaning about the theft of his crack stash. Jihadi John, a.k.a. Mhamed Emwazi bin-the-Khaz...
Read full storyTrump Claims Obama's Skin Is Fake
In his never-ending quest to erase any trace of the existence of "Barak Obama" from the annals of history, Donald Trump claims that the entire surface of the president's body is covered with a thin shroud of camouflaged elastic material to disguise h...
Read full storyAir Force One Hijacked!
Top officials at the United States Department of Homeland Security have declared a national state of emergency due to the hijacking of Air Force One, the presidential airliner. In a brazen act of terror the Boeing VC-25 was commandeered by the rad...
Read full storyISIS Blames ACME For Road Runner Escape
BILLINGSGATE POST: What goes around comes around. In a round-about-way that is. ISIS USA affiliate MSNBC released information today that the Road Runner has escaped from ISIS due to compromised equipment purchased from the ACME Corporation as part...
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