Man Uses Minimum Amount of Toilet Paper to Avoid Responsibility of Changing the Roll
Armidale, NSW - BA student Kyle Sanders, boarding in university accommodation, reportedly left the bathroom yesterday following a 'comfort stop' in which he used only 4 squares of toilet paper, the bare minimum required to avoid having to change the...
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BILLINGSGATE POST: In Mendocino County, where even the cops grow marijuana to supplement their income, water has become a commodity that decides whether you make it or not in the World of Bud. In this dog-eat-dog industry, the fight for water has p...
Read full storyLordy! Lordy! Sniffy Baron Sewel Resigns
Labour peer Baron Sewel, of Gilcomstoun in the District of the City of Aberdeen, has resigned from the House of Lords after footage of him allegedly snorting cocaine and entertaining prostitutes, while definitely wearing a fetching bra and leather ja...
Read full storyNew Immigration Test Reavealed
Immigration is often spoke about in hushed tones and whispered corners by those afraid to be called "racist" for voicing an opinion. Not Australia. Their Prime Minister has repeatedly been at the forefront of his countries "battle" with illegal immig...
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(After an SNL Skit) Spokesman: How many times has this happened to the Republican Party? You have an election coming up, and you're trying to find an exciting new candidate who doesn't sound like he was just released from the looney bin. And then a jackass like Donald Trump comes along. You could skin Trump, remove Trump's tail, head and bones, and serve his ass up to the base of the GOP. But...
Read full storyFootpath Overtake 'Awkward As Shit': Reports
Footpath Overtake 'Awkward As Shit': Reports Locals were stunned Monday afternoon when several bystanders witnessed what could only be described as a cataclysmic error in judgment when Michael Sainsbury, 24, attempted an ill-timed footpath overtak...
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