Victoria's Secret Looking For Crotchless Models For Transgender Lingerie Catalog
BILLINGSGATE POST: Riding the wave of Caitlyn Jenner's celebrity outing, Victoria's Secret announced today that they would be taking applications for crotchless models for their Fall Transgender Lingerie Catalog. In the past, the pouty nymphet s...
Read full storyPorn Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You
The rumors are true: The Institute of Cinematography (INCIN) signed a deal with producer George Floockis and director Stephen Spiltbeerger for a new feature-length epic motion picture starring Tom Screws with Hellin DeGenerate. The film will be the f...
Read full storyLabour Leadership Candidate Secretly Filmed At Tory Fundraiser
Leicester West MP Liz Kendall is facing a Labour party internal inquiry after an appearance at a Tory gala evening hosted by Lord Ashcroft. Lefty Liz, as she's never been called, was filmed by an undercover reporter telling the audience that her p...
Read full storyHulk Hogan announces US Presidential campaign
After reported news was released that Hulk Hogan has been banished from all WWE folklore for being "a bit racist," his agent and PR company has officially released that he is to run for the Republican Presidential candidate nomination. "We feel li...
Read full storyNew Orleans Fortune Teller Arrested For Hexting
New Orleans, L.A. - Proving you can do just about anything on your cellphone these days, Big Mama Juju, as she is known in her native New Orleans, is the very first person to get arrested in the U.S. for HEXTING. You see, Big Mama Juju has enjoyed a...
Read full storyMandatory water usage to be imposed for parts of Richmond, Tri-Cities (Virginia)
The Appomattox River Water Authority on Thursday announced that mandatory water usage will go into effect next Thursday, Jul. 30. The announcement was made due to increasing water levels at Lake Chesdin, a 3,100-acre water supply reservoir on the...
Read full storyBillingham man had images of sponge abuse on his laptop
The girlfriend of Lee Moore found an indecent photo of a cleaning sponge on his laptop while she was using it. The woman was horrified to find more images of sponge abuse on her boyfriend's computer. Illegal images of sponges in various questio...
Read full storyUK Border Agency face illegal workers fine
The UK Border Agency are facing £20,000 fines after immigration checks carried out by themselves found they had employed illegal workers. UK Border Agency officers carried out a raid on their own offices in London on Thursday. In the UKBA offic...
Read full storyEx-police worker caught downloading Justin Bieber
A former civilian police employee has appeared before court after secretly downloading Justin Bieber's music at home, a court heard. Michael Dale, 33 was also an army reserve officer dealing with cadets since 1999 and working for the charity, Acti...
Read full storySignificant health code violations recorded at ISIS training camp in Libya
* 'Totally unacceptable' conditions at terrorist training camp in Sabratha, Libya * Officers found workers handling dangerous chemicals without wearing safety goggles * Manager Latif Hakim, 46, admits five breaches of health and safety rule...
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