Introducing the New Science Magazine - "EXPERTZ"
Science Magazine EXPERTZ that deals with what they call the science of living is an advanced magazine for the thinking middle-class man. Using all the best scientific evidence it collates its findings in a series of weekly articles designed to enlighten the average upwardly mobile individual on how to get the most how of his/her life. This week it launches a new series of "How To" articles...
Read full storyDavid Cameron Declares War On Seagullic State
Following a spate of vicious attacks on innocent members of the public by Seagullist extremists, our Prime Minister announced he plans to tackle this growing problem. Speaking in Birmingham earlier today, and wearing a protective shower cap, David...
Read full storyFed Intentionally Trying to Maintain the American Dollar's Low Value Worldwide
While the American Economy struggles to regain its footing following the massive recession and credit crisis, the Fed seems to have their own agenda. Economists on Capitol hill have been expressing growing concerns over the budding economy. One f...
Read full storySepp Blatter shits bank notes
President of FIFA Sepp Blatter shits banknotes, it is claimed, in a new biography of his life. The Swiss football administrator goes to the gents, drops his trousers and his boxers, puckers his buttock cheeks, makes a loud grunting noise and literall...
Read full storyTrump Channels Barry White at Campaign Event
HOT SPRINGS, ARK--Donald Trump, speaking out of an aperture that he customarily uses for sitting, spoke, in a low bass voice, to his admirers at a campaign event in Arkansas, saying, "I've heard people say that too much of anything is not good for...
Read full storyObama To Run For Reelection…AGAIN!?
President Obama has been the center of GOP attacks since his inauguration in 2008. Republicans openly express their dissatisfaction with the Obama administration's policy decisions and take every opportunity to criticize & condemn the administrat...
Read full storyQueen Victoria Sells Her Granny Panties at UK Auction
They sold for $16,500. Not a bad haul for the long-deceased monarch. She reportedly confided to friends, "I had to promise St. Peter a 10% commission in order to get a one-day earth pass, but it was well worth it." Queen Victoria plans future tri...
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