Brit fascists gobsmacked as dreadlocked black man beats grand slam ace Rafael Nadal
Wimbledon, London - "Playing on grass is my all-time favourite," World No 102 seed Dustin Brown chuckled as he explained how he'd wiped the floor with Rafael Nadal at Wimbledon's Center Court today. With temperatures soring (sick) into the high 9...
Read full storyNational movement towards apathy gathers precisely no momentum
The Young people of today who just don't care about the world around them and are generally ignorant and dismissive of politics and life in general now have a voice. Life is getting increasingly harder for the younger generation of today yet The C...
Read full storyNuisance neighbour booted out of council house after subjecting residents to peace and quiet
A man who let his neighbours get a peaceful nights sleep by failing to repeatedly play loud music has been evicted from his home. South Tyneside Council's Anti-Social Behaviour Unit received complaints over five years regarding the behaviour of Gr...
Read full storyEmployers can confiscate and keep workers' unhealthy food under government rules for lunchbox inspections
Employers are free to take - and keep - any item from workers' lunchboxes if they think they are unhealthy or inappropriate, the government has said. Workers were outraged last month when it emerged their scotch eggs and a Peperami were confiscate...
Read full storySupreme Overlord, 26, can't build Supreme Command Centre in his garden which now falls outside village boundary in Northamptonshire
A 26 year old man who wishes to become Supreme Overlord of the universe has been stopped from building a Supreme Command Centre on his property in Northamptonshire because his garden now falls outside the village boundary. Dark Lord Simon Smith, a...
Read full storyBBC announce new radio station to hit the airwaves this year
The BBC have announced their plans for a brand new taxpayer-funded radio station to hit the British airwaves. The station, BBC Radio 0, will broadcast absolutely nothing but dead air 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. And the station's manager, Mar...
Read full storyHigh Court Upholds Racial Equality Law
In a narrow decision passed down by the US Supreme Court the contentious Racial Equality Act (REA)was declared the legal and binding law of the land. Writing for the majority, Justice Clarence Thomas reasoned that the only solution to end racism is t...
Read full storyUS-Cuba Diplomatic Relations Restored
After decades of intense hostility, the United States and Cuba have finally agreed to let bygones be bygones and have a fresh start to an era of civility between the two arch-enemies. Diplomats from both countries signed a treaty stipulating the...
Read full storyGreece Declares War Against European Union
Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras addressed the United Nations General Assembly to announce a formal declaration of war against all the other member nations of the European Union. He justified the aggressive military action by citing Greece's su...
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