Isle of Wight News
4 REASONS WHY ISLAND LIFE IS BETTER THAN MAINLAND: 1: Islands tend to be windswept, with supplies often being cut - off, this affords oblivion to Modern Reality. 2: Some islands, Alderney, Guernsey and others, prohibit cars. This is not only good for the environment, it dissuades any one relatively young , from invading the place. 3: Many islands' waters are choppy and inhospitable, suc...
Read full storySatan to sue Santa over Reverse Recording 'HOMAGE'
How many times has it struck Music Enthusiasts that a so - called Homage by one band to another is an otherwise 'crib'...indeed a cleverly disguised infringement of Intellectual Property Rights? The latest example thereof is a recent recording of...
Read full storyPoliticians cash in on Paris tragedy by hogging limelight at Sunday rally
Paris, France - The planned Liberte, Egalite & Fraternite rally at the Place de la Republique on Sunday is an absolute God-given no-brainer EU spin doctors advised today. Buoyed by a huge wave of public support following the Charlie Hebdo atro...
Read full storyGreens Respond To Cameron's TV Debate Threat
Green Party leader, Maisie Daisy, has responded to Prime Minister David Cameron's threat not to take part in televised election debates if the Greens are not also present. "We have considered the Prime Minister's statement very carefully and, foll...
Read full story500 Poodle Parlours Closed Down For Grooming Under-Age Dogs
A six month surveillance operation on sleazy dog grooming premises throughout the U.K. ended this morning with almost 1000 arrests. Puppies are not legally allowed to be groomed before the age of 7 weeks. The sting, codename W.A.L.K.I.E.S and targett...
Read full story'The Onion' and Six Other Fake News Websites to Close--Russell Sprouts Says: 'World Insanity Beyond Our Writers' Imaginations'
Chicago-"The Onion" Managing Editor Russell Sprouts announced today that the well-known fake-news outlet was shutting down immediately. Six other prominent sites said they would also be closing. "We can't keep up any more," said Sprouts, speaking...
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