Isle of Wight News

Funny story written by Ella Davide

Friday, 9 January 2015

4 REASONS WHY ISLAND LIFE IS BETTER THAN MAINLAND:


1: Islands tend to be windswept, with supplies often being cut - off, this affords oblivion to Modern Reality.

2: Some islands, Alderney, Guernsey and others, prohibit cars. This is not only good for the environment, it dissuades any one relatively young , from invading the place.

3: Many islands' waters are choppy and inhospitable, such as the Atlantic- thank Heaven this means few will hazard the trip

4: Alderney, in the Channel Islands, prohibits cars, anywhere. This rules out Motor Tax, which is a boon.It also encourages, insists, on walking, as a means of transport.
But woebetide any one walking too fast, like these 'Power - Walkers', oblivious to others , with their head - phones and I - pods. We'll run ' em down , in our tractors, which ARE allowed, on Market -day!!

Goodbye and Hurry back, if you're over 82!

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