Contaminated River Water Used for Perfume - One Company's Fumes are Another Company's Fragrance
On January 9, 2014, residents of Charleston, West Virginia woke to the sweet smell of licorice in the air. The sweetness quickly turned sour when they discovered that the odor was the result of a chemical spill from the Freedom Industries facility...
Read full storyPrince Andrew exiled to Falkland Islands until US sex slave orgy lawsuit blows over
Florida - Randy Andy will lie low at Gooose Green in the Falklands for the duration while a new, wholesome organic role is hammered out by the Palace. That means he could be back in the saddle again as early as, uh, 2065 - all being well. Only...
Read full storyMan's New Year Resolution To Kick Smoking Hobbit Leads To Restraining Order
A Florida man, whose New Year's resolution landed him with a restraining order, has vowed one way or another to kick actor Martin Freeman up the arse. Freeman, know for his roles in Sherlock, Love Actually, Fargo and as Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit...
Read full storyTony Blair Calls for the Restoration of Pope Benedict XVI -- Announces International "Bring Back Benny" Campaign
London-Former British Prime Minister and converted Catholic Tony Blair called upon the Vatican today to immediately remove "dangerously subversive" Pope Francis I, and reinstate his "politically more realistic" predecessor, Pope Benedict XVI.
Read full story'Bum rap' defence will never be tried as Abu Anus al-Libi drops dead from 'complications'
New York - Alleged Al Qaeda embassy bombings specialist Abu Anus al-Libi has kicked the bucket just daze before standing trial on terror charges. FBI sources said he'd been caught in a classic sting after special agents secreted a cell phone 'ins...
Read full storyT.V. Networks Curb Advertising Of Extremely Comfortable Sofas
Sofa manufacturers have said in an open letter this morning that they understand the need to protect the elderly and vulnerable from the temptation to buy "after New Year" sofas. Sofa chains, DFI, Q&B, Gladbrook and Bentley and Sharidans have...
Read full storyAfter Two Bushes As President, "Is There Finally Going To Be Real One?", Asks Man
With Hillary Clinton looking more likely to run for President in 2016 many are celebrating that at last a real "Bush" will be in the White House. One man said "After two Bush's it is great to finally have a real Bush walking the corridors of the W...
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