Eastbenders - We Can Do Better Than Coronation Street Minibus Crash
T.V. "soap" writers, outraged by the record breaking viewing statistics generated by the Corrie minibus crash have vowed to go one better. The whole cast of Cockney soap, Eastbenders are about to be involved in a South Asia "aircraft gone missing"...
Read full storyFacebook junkie believes deleting his page is not an option anymore
After a brief profile re-vamp, it was clear to John McCarthy, 24, that he is a well-respected man. He had received a monstrous 27 likes in two hours when he changed his profile picture a few days ago. It was clear to John that more than just a select few from his friends list (which includes his parents), have a close connection with him. "I felt very emotional knowing that so many people cared...
Read full storyBusty peroxide Russian tennis ho, 23, drops dead in bolt-from-the-blue coronary
Moscow - An up-and-coming young tennis pro Violet de la Tiara Eva was found slumped dead this morning following a work-out with new balls on court number one. The 23 year-old beauty was internationally famous for her 30 inch long peroxide hair ex...
Read full storyCool Sounding "Planet X" draws attention away other more worthwhile celestial bodies
Theoretical planet, Planet X is again making headlines despite the fact that there are curious discoveries on other real, existing planetary bodies. Planet X, also known as Nibiru (another cool sounding alias), is an undiscovered enormous planet...
Read full storyMitch McConnel Calls for Vulgar Straight Talk With Obama
Senate Speaker Mitch McConnell speaking today, published verbatim. The president and I should start "Straight Talking" with one another and cut the crap! Look - everyone knows I'm a straight shooter - and so let's just cut the crap and have some conversations with each other that most Americans,and especially southern conservative can really relate to and understand! For example - Barak -...
Read full storyJapanese Woman Gives Birth to Giant squid
Shinsuji Takamashaya gave birth to a twenty pound Giant Squid on the tiny Japanese atoll of Fonguyutu" - said Doctor Myashkenazi, an internist and genetic biologist with Japan's National Institute of Eco and Womb Research. He said, "Thu Human squ...
Read full storyFor Romney, Third Time's the Charm
WASHINGTON - It has surfaced that Mitt Romney has desire to run again for his third presidential bid. Although he has yet to officially throw his hat into the 2016 mix, sources close to him say that he is excited and has a good feeling about th...
Read full storyParis vows to sue Faux News
According to her agent, Paris Hillton may sue Faux News for referring to her erogenous zones as "no-man's lands." The comments, she whines, are "mean-spirited" and "insulting." She added, "My image has been prejudiced, and my honor has been sul...
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