First Recorded Case Of "Coyote Leg" Reported
A team of doctors from "Coyote Arm" International has confirmed that Manny Orbach from Bensonhurst in Brooklyn NYC chewed off a large chunk of his leg (which had to be subsequently amputated), thinking it was his arm, when he awoke from a night of dr...
Read full storyWhite House Queen's Chamber swept for bedbugs as UK PM Cameron gets the fluffy pillow routine
Washington - British diplomatic sources are adamant there will be no Jeffrey Epstein-style peroxide hanky-panky for David Cameron when he hunkers down for a White House sleepover tonight. "Besides," First Attache Sir Humpfree Whorsely commented, "...
Read full storyPaddy O'Shea, Pope Francis and Blasphemy
"Pope Francis has defended freedom of expression following last week's attack on French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo - but also stressed its limits. The Pontiff said religions had to be treated with respect, so that people's faiths was not insulted or ridiculed. To illustrate his point, he told journalists that his assistant could expect a punch if he cursed his mother." (BBC report)...
Read full storyFour GOP Presidential Hopefuls Drown While Testing the Waters for 2016
Across the nation, four GOP presidential hopefuls drowned this week while testing the waters for the 2016 presidential run. Mitt Romney, according to nearby witnesses, drowned outside his residence in San Diego, CA, while taking a morning dip in t...
Read full storyMcDonalds to Hire 500 Chimpanzees In 100 Stores
A major announcement from McDonald's -who like all companies forced to compete in the global marketplace - is committed to using good old American creativity and resourcefulness to beat China and India at their own game. "McDonald's will be employ...
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