A team of doctors from "Coyote Arm" International has confirmed that Manny Orbach from Bensonhurst in Brooklyn NYC chewed off a large chunk of his leg (which had to be subsequently amputated), thinking it was his arm, when he awoke from a night of drunken revelry with Elise Mandelbaum draped across his body.
Mr. Orbach stated for the record: "I opened my eyes and when I saw it and I started to scream but was able to muffle it right away - THEN realizing how entangled we were -and in a complete state of panic and hysteria that I might awaken it - and be forced to engage it - I did the manly thing and went right for my arm - not realizing I was gnawing through my leg before it was too late.
"Fortunately I was able to extricate myself from under her and crawl away for help -and praise be to the lord that she was still zonked out enough that she didn't awaken - or I would have had to kill myself"
Moishe Pipick - president of World Wide Coyote Arm International praised Mr. Orbach for his courage -and said;
"Manny Orbach is a testimonial to the power and pride of ALL Men and we at WWCA are making sure he will receive the latest in prosthetic surgery and rehabilitation -and are awarding him The Coyote Arm (and now Leg) Legion of Honor -which carries a cash prize of one million dollars along with the many sponsor endorsements which are already coming his way."
He concluded: "However - we are not formally endorsing 'Coyote Leg" and recommend that you take a minute to get your bearings - take a deep breath - and go for the ARM!"
