Hairy Reed gives himself a black eye
WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- Former pugilist Senator Hairy Reed (D-NV) gave himself a black eye while shadow boxing in his Washington, DC gym last week. "As Senate Majority Leader Mitch MacConman, Speaker of the House John Boner, and other Republicans k...
Read full story"Jim'll Fix It" To Be Revived - Controversy
The program, "Jim'll Fix It" is being considered for possible revival with a brand new Jim. The studio hopes to approach various actors for the part of 'Jim', including Captain Tiberius Kerk from the Starship Enterprise. Within hours of the prop...
Read full storyIsle of Wight News - TT Pavement Car Races - Casualties Fear
The controversial International Pavement Car Race is to be held on the Isle of Wight in February, despite fears of injuries and deaths as the racers hurtle around public pavements. The event could potentially become the most prestigious pavement vehi...
Read full storyIslamic Terrorists Shot In Paris Arrive In Jihadist Heaven
The three Islamic assassins who killed French citizens at Charlie Hebdo and a Jewish delicatessen arrive at the destination they had given their lives for, the Jihadist heaven promised them. An angel greets them as they arrive. "Welcome gentlemen. I hope your journey was peaceful." "Hardly!" stated Said Kouachi sarcastically. "We got our shit shot to pieces." "You can say that again." Sai...
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