Trailer trash Clintons book summer vacation in $300 Hamptons trailer
Long Island - Trailer trash king and queen Bill and Hill Clinton will be slumming it in Amagansett this August in a 700 sq ft trailer near Indian Wells Beach. Realtor website YourHolidayTeardown.con describes the $300 shack as looking like it's st...
Read full storyGod Resigns, Effective Midnight--Calls Humanity 'The Edsel Ford of Creation'
Jerusalem-God resigned today, citing the appalling murders, rapes and tortures carried out everywhere in His Holy Name. "I just can't take it anymore," the Deity said, speaking from a conveniently burning bush near the Golden Dome in Jerusalem. "...
Read full storyHillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies
In the wake of Bri Willyums' lies about his "adventures and misadventures in and out of combat," renewed interest has arisen with regard to former First Lady-Senator-presidential candidate-Secretary of State Hillbilly Clinton's claim that she landed...
Read full storyBrain Scientist Loses Plot
Our reporter from "DEMOCRACY R.I.P" went along to the Tavistock Institute London to interview leading neuroscientist Professor Kurt Lobe who works there as scientific advisor. It was in relation to a recent article published in the Washington Post concerning new discoveries in brain functioning. We put several searching questions to the eminent scientist currently in line for a Nobel Prize for...
Read full storyBirth of a Nation, my butt!
Birth of a Nation, a 100 year-old black and white (appropriate) historical film turns racists into even bigger racists claim modern day psychologists! This epic film depicts white people painted black and acting like ignorant morons running away...
Read full storyFans Can't Wait for Next Month's Hyper Bowl
Trillions of people -- and other sentient beings all across the universe -- are positively catatonic in anticipation of the 2015 Hyper Bowl, scheduled to take place on March 1. In a press conference held this past Sunday, event promoter Max Blowha...
Read full storyGoreSat ready to blast off into space
Cape Canaveral - Fifteen years after being mothballed as a national embarrassment a newly refurbished satellite designed by Al Gore is ready to blast off into outer space. A $95 million makeover sees GoreSat1 primed to orbit the planet for data ga...
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