Brian Williams Says He May Have PSTD
NBC anchor Brian Willams, the one with the shonky memory, may be suffering from post traumatic stress disorder according to "export" Dr Moishe Pipick, head of the Veteran's PTSD department. Williams stated: "Once, when I was in Iraq I ran out of...
Read full storyDesparate measures for Milliband
In order to look as if he is in touch with reality and improve his chances of election, Ed Milliband is coming out publicly against the morbid obesity crisis plaguing the country. He intends to bar the morbidly obese and overweight from our televisio...
Read full storyGOP Says Obama is Forcing Folks Back to Work
GOP leaders held a press conference after the news that job growth continued to expand dramatically under Democratic guidance. John Boehner surrounded by Ted Cruz and other Tea Party notables announced today: "This president with his pro growth po...
Read full storyNew Christian Sect Giving Out Chocolate Coated Cookies For Communion Goes Viral
A new religious group using chocolate coated cookies and Cola for communion purposes has outstripped all popular religions in church attendance figures according to "Which Church" magazine. Normally a kind of nasty old bread called Hosta is used. Thi...
Read full storySupermarket Shelves Containing Only Easter Eggs Are Cause Of Scunthorpe Obesity Pandemic
Supermarkets in Scunthorpe have taken everything from their shelves, leaving only Easter eggs, according to our Northern correspondent. Hospital A&Es are bursting at the seams with chocolate gorged fatties according to NHS sources. Scunthorpe off...
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