Brian Williams Says He May Have PSTD

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Saturday, 7 February 2015


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I was put through hell!

NBC anchor Brian Willams, the one with the shonky memory, may be suffering from post traumatic stress disorder according to "export" Dr Moishe Pipick, head of the Veteran's PTSD department.

Williams stated: "Once, when I was in Iraq I ran out of cigarettes and coffee for twenty four hours and there wasn't even any hot water or air conditioning in our Hotel and it really rocked the shit out of me!"

Dr Moishe Pipick explained that post traumatic stress disorder is a serious debilitating condition that can occur in people who have experienced or witnessed a natural disaster, serious accident, terrorist incident, sudden death of a loved one, war, violent personal assault such as life-threatening events.

Carol Blowstein, head of human resources for NBC News asked Dr. Pipick whether Brian William's terrible experience of being nicotine deprived for twenty four hours and then having no air or hot shower produce PTSD.

Dr. Pipick was emphatic: "No more than you giving me a kiss right now would cause it!"


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