Londoner Ham Id El-Weedi identified as notorious 'Jihadi John'
London - Accomplished London Borough of Tooting crack dealer Ham Id El-Weedi has been identified as serial beheader Jihadi John. Described by notorious gangland mobsters the Kray Twins as 'mild mannered and kittenish' in comparison to Mrs Thatcher...
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New York Harbor - - Demolition crews completed the final stages of dismantling the Statue of Liberty today. The salvage teams were following orders issued by the Republican Congress, which voted that the 129-year old symbol of freedom was on the wron...
Read full storyObummer promises investigation "by and by"
SECOND CITY -- The Windy City, home to Prezident Obummer and his one-time chief of staff, Mayor-for-Now Rahm Emanuel, is (allegedly) operating a "black site" jail where prisoners are (allegedly) denied their Constitutional rights and are (allegedly)...
Read full storyPress Drops Pretense, Admits Bias
At a gathering of major media outlets, representatives of many of the major news sources were asked point blank if media bias was a major issue. Rupert Murdoch, CEO and Chairman of News Corp responded, "I wouldn't call it a "major issue", but it c...
Read full storyRahm Emanuel: The Windy City doesn't want him any more, either
WINDY CITY - Despite the benefits of name recognition, Big Buck$ in campaign funds, and the endorsement of Prezident Obummer, The Windy City's incumbent mayor Rahm Emanuel was unable to secure enough votes to prevent a runoff election with his ch...
Read full storyIn the Land of Libertaria
"The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me." Ayn Rand In the land of Libertaria The stoplights always blink! Especially where the wealthy live-- The rest are out of sync. In the land of Libertaria The roads are paved so well. Unless the roads are rural roads Where the potholes can be hell. In the land of Libertaria The schools are all top-notch! But...
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