Ten Worst Things to say to Your Therapist
1. I don't know why I'm here. 2. How do I know you are not crazier than me? 3. There is no such thing as the unconscious. 4. I'll pay you if I get cured. 5. Who was the crazier between Freud and Jung? 6. I don't want prescribed any drugs. 7. My daddy is a psychotherapist. That's why I'm here. 8. I think politicians should be psychologically tested before they stand for office...
Read full storyTLC Is Like Watching Folks Eat Their own Shit
I will never understand why is is that politicians will attack the rights of gays to marry, will decry fictional violence in film, and go apoplectic if someone shows a tit on television, but won't say shit about the TLC Channel, which not only exploits those with mental disease, it celebrates dysfunction and rewards shitty parenting. Where's Mike Huckabee and his army of Bible Belting sinmesit...
Read full storyIs the End of Storytelling the End of Humankind?
A prominent member and spokesperson of the Trans-national Storytelling League has spoken out against all future planned governmental actions saying, 'I'm warning you, it will be the end of storytelling which is equivalent to saying, it will be the end of humankind.' Sufficiently aroused by his outburst, we sent in Simon Lingtorpe to interview Mr.Muse at his London home. S.L: Mr.Muse, which g...
Read full storyWater, water everywhere, but none to drink - Especially in the US!
Jaggedone's CIA HQ in downtown Las Vegas has just received this environ-mental doomsday warning from a parched weather man lost in the Great Basin Desert, and here it is : The US will experience more droughts in the coming years than the Sahara Deser...
Read full storyOffensive UKIP/Labour Joint Disability Statement: No-One Responsible
Talks have been held between a (still somewhat) cocky UKIP and a (more and more by the hour) desperate Labour Party, with a view to constructing a possible future coalition. Hopes were originally high, with optimistic and even downright ecstatica...
Read full storyLittlejohn and Toynbee not so Different in the End
This is an excerpt from the debate I hosted between Richard Littlejohn and Polly Toynbee on a well known, highly-respected and thoroughly unbiased media outlet. Have a look; just in case you, by any strange chance, managed to miss it. Littlejohn: No, I'm serious Polly, really Polly, this has gone too far. It was one thing when public money was being diverted into groups for gay Peruvian mountai...
Read full storyTLC Audience Shoould be Lobotomized - Would Elevate America says Research
The Center for Cultural Analysis in Berne, Switzerland has today released research which suggests that the United States of America could rise to "a new era of greatness" were the entire viewing audience of TLC were to be lobotomised. The channel,...
Read full storySoldiers on war zones develop new conventional warfare method
OMG, THEYKILLEDKEN, NY (Youbas Tards) -- Due to the Iraq Crisis, some soldiers invent a new form of conventional warfare method that is as powerful as the current method, but its power prevents the opponents from acquiring new weapons until the oppon...
Read full storyOuija board session reveals Nick Gordon 'is Obama's son'
Roswell, Georgia - A psychic medium has contacted the Hexoplasm.con website claiming to have 'proof' that Nick Gordon is Barack Obama's natural son. Citing a two-hour session in the spooky ethers selfie-styled clairvoyant Ms Wilmott-Ghost says Bob...
Read full storyKanye West has history of storming stages
LOS ANGELES, Ca. - Kanye West came just short of storming the Grammy stage when Beck was announced as the recipient of Album of the Year. Although West did not go so far as to take over the microphone as he did six years ago at the VMAs when Taylor S...
Read full storyBrian Williams Moving to Fox News -- 'Nobody here gets fired or suspended for not telling the truth!'
NBC news anchorman Brian Williams will be moving to Fox News in September, following his current six-month suspension. Williams' credibility fizzled after he confessed that the helicopter he was traveling in was not shot down during the Iraq War, as...
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