
Tyson Fury in latest controversy
Social media outlets and press organisations were whipped into a frenzy following the latest shock revelation that World Heavyweight Boxing Champion Tyson Fury had absolutely nothing controversial to say today. Despite numerous questions from des...
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Police say gunman left gun behind
Some good news today in the media world of bad news and badder news and sometimes just awful news. Police Chief Witello Harmon stated in front of the Post Office in Lampire, Ohio (the only post office in the city) that an armed, unarmed gunman was...
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Cemetery admits Trump only half-buried
I was on my way to a Macy's sale. It was a 25% off non-sale items, 15% off sale items, and negotiable besides. My wife had loaned me her gold Macy's credit card, and God knows what that would be worth. I needed a blue Glen plaid tie to go with my...
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Obama orders creation of No Walk List
Washington, D. C. - President Obama doubled down on his anti-second amendment rhetoric today, announcing executive action to create several new lists along the lines of the "No Fly List", including a "No Work" list and a "No Walk" list. Reaction was...
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