Trump Bans Tact In Presidential Campaign
Atlantic City, NJ - Republican nominee front-runner, Donald Trump, has recently made swift moves to distance him from other hopeful nominees. Campaign Manager, Corey Lewandowski, announced this morning that the Trump Campaign will no longer use lang...
Read full storyPossible Excuses For A Policeman To Shoot A Black Kid In The Back 16 Times.
"It was dark out and he was black. I was just shooting my gun off into the night for fun and he got in the way." "I can't count beyond 3." "I got carpal tunnel from doing so much paperwork and it caused my finger to lock up on the trigger." "Oops! Forgot I wasn't at target practice!" "I figured better to shoot him now while he is young than later when he might have a gun himself." "...
Read full storyPutin vs Erdogan war of words escalates to showdown in downtown Baghdad at "Club Unspeakable"
The imbroglio between Russia and Turkey over shooting down a Russian warplane and ISIS oil trade through Turkey has led to a decisive confrontation in downtown Baghdad. The meeting took place at a nightclub which translates to "Club Unspeakable" (...
Read full storyNRA Backs Anti-Squirrel Nuclear Device
A U.S. physicist and inventor announced today that he plans to soon release a product he calls the "Mini Nuke." He intends to introduce his product through the fast-growing conglomerate known as Paradise Industries. Dr. John Dietrich, a professor...
Read full storyJob Applicant Sets Himself Apart with Thank You Note
ELKHART, IN--Saying that he had never before seen such passion and originality in an applicant, Marshall & Inmark hiring manager Karl Sayers told reporters Thursday that 24-year-old Peter Heintzelman had "all but clinched" the marketing assistant...
Read full storyForced Molting - DON'T Try This at Home! (Unless You're Desperate to Get Pregnant)
When 53-year-old Denise Hobson first heard about the standard animal agriculture practice of "forced molting," by which female chickens are deprived of food and light for up to two weeks in order to artificially jolt their weary bodies into producing...
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