Hillary's Emails Leaked
WikiStinks has examined all of Hillary Clinton's top secret classified emails. Hillary's true feelings are now known. Some high and lowlights: "i've always had a crush on janet reno. angela merkel's not bad either. lol." "i like a strong woman. xoxo. lgbtlol." "bengazzi shmengazzi. omg! wtf?" "whitewater rafting and cattle futures are my favorite hobbies. who's vince foster? lmao."...
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