Shock at Latest Young Briton Tempted Abroad by Extremist Sect
Another young British man has fled the country to join the ranks of the US Chat Show Brotherhood, the extreme group notorious for its ruthless pursuit of TV ratings and relentless drive to destroy Western culture and control the minds of Western subj...
Read full storyTen Of Her Majesty's Knights Of The Gutter 'Are Paedo Suspects' On Interpol Most-Wanted List
Gibraltar - A police investigation into the Hellfire Club has uncovered filthy dirty stuff about royal tosspots - mostly stalwarts of the British Conservative Party - an FBI report said today. And top of the list is Lord Smarmington KG GCMG CH MC...
Read full storyNaughty Nigel's Knotty Nuclear Option
Nigel Farage has finally had it with the intransigence of the EU. So he's offering the following nuclear option for Europe, which has terrified sundry Eurocrats and politicians of all the once proud and arrogant former states of Europe. Nigel genially smirks: If you don't give us what we want, we will stay in the EU forever! Apparently the whole continent's quaking in their seven-l...
Read full storyPlain cigarette packaging will help people addicted to fonts
British MPs have voted to introduce plain packaging to all cigarettes sold in the UK by 2016, in an attempt to cut down on font addiction. "It's a growing problem," said one typographer. "Thanks to the internet, it's easier than ever for kids to g...
Read full story"Health tourism" visitors say it's the best holiday they've ever had
Health tourism is currently one of the UK's fastest growing industries, as Europeans flock to our country to take advantage of our overstretched national health service. Though some politicians claim that it's a bad thing, health tourists themselves...
Read full storyStressed-out pollsters admit they have no clue who'll win the election
The general election is now less than 6 weeks away, making this the busy season for polling companies. With the election looking harder to call than BT customer service on a Sunday afternoon, these pollsters have been working round the clock to crunc...
Read full storyIran Agrees to Limits on Its Nucular Program
Lausanne, Switzerland - The United States, Britain, Germany, France, Russia, and China reached an agreement with Iran on limits to Iran's nucular program in return for lifting the strict economic sanctions that have crippled Iran's economy. Immedi...
Read full storyGay Owned Pizza Shop Refuses To Serve Straights
The gay owners of an Indiana pizza shop are refusing to serve hetrosexual customers. The news comes a little after a week Indiana passed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which critics say would allow businesses to openly discriminate against...
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