Hackers install stent in Belgium's first subterranean beer pipeline
Bruges, Belgium - A newly constructed two mile underground pipeline carrying 1,320 gallons of beer per hour between a Bruges brewery and a bottling plant has been hacked. Police arrived this morning at the Belgian Hob Goblin Brewery amid reports...
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A recent report shows that Police officers, security guards, or self- appointed vigilantes extra judicially killed at least 313 African-Americans in 2012, according to a recent study. This means a policeman or security officer killed a black person e...
Read full storyThe Long-Awaited Arrival of the iPill
Cupofteanow, California (STT News) - With the recent and much-heralded arrival of the iPhone 6, there has also been a lot of speculation as to what lies ahead and, in that future, how far we will be melded into the digital frontier. Apple spokesm...
Read full storyVerbalometer Sweeping the World
A new gadget called THE VERBALOMETER is set to go global and is already selling at lightning speed to governments and institutions all over the world. Anywhere where bureaucracy operates from the loftiest government department, your local council off...
Read full storyDick Dastardly dies aged 82
The star of 60s cartoons The Wacky Races and Stop The Pigeon has died in a nursing home in Bognor Regis aged 82, after a short illness. Dastardly shot to fame after landing the role of the devious but ill fated racing driver in Wacky Races in the lat...
Read full storyJeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise
Ask anyone who the "all-star" of the Bronxville, NY Yankee Auto Parts is, and they'll tell you: Bob Jeter. Jeter, 65, is retiring at the end of this month after 40 memorable years at the branch. Working his way up the chain from gasket salesman to...
Read full storyFreed Abu Qatada shaves off beard, vows to replace Alex Salmond as head of Scottish Nationalists
Amman, Jordan - Radical hate-spreading preacher Abu Qatada walked from court a free man today following a Not Guilty verdict in the 'Millenium Plot' trial. Prosecutors had claimed he sought to plant improvised explosive devices - IEDs - in a Jorda...
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