Scientists in Ebola Virus Questionnaire Doesn't Go Far Enough Claim
Outraged medics have slammed Government claims to be screening new arrivals to the United Kingdom for Ebola Virus with seemingly pointless questionnaires about their grooming habits. The controversial form is being issued by Customs and Excise staff...
Read full storyGeorge Osborne Diagnosed With Night of the Living Dead Syndrome
Stunned PM David Cameron has denied prior knowledge that side kick George Osborne is a long term victim of Night of the Living Dead Syndrome In an emotional press conference held this afternoon, the PM rushed to calm fears that the zombie Chancellor...
Read full storyNC group sues state to carry weapons to State Fair!
BYGO (Blow Your Guts Out), a second amendment rights group in North Carolina has sued the state for the right to carry weapons to this years state fair. "Aint no way we goin to the state fair iffin we can't carry our weapons," stated the Rev. T. J.
Read full storyLibraries - The Great Whores Of The Literary World
There used to be a sanctuary to which you could retire for that most blessed and peaceful of soul satisfying balms- silence. This sanctuary was known as a 'library' and throughout the world they could be considered a trustworthy and guarded haven for this treasure of peace whether it be in Bangladesh or the heart of Manhattan. There entities known as "librarians" would covet and protect this preci...
Read full storyOut Of Control Leprosy Epidemic Sweeps Through Goole
Pressure on the Oxford English Dictionary Editors and Wikipedia to describe "epidemic" as an isolated single case is mounting. Tabloids and online news agencies have long been complaining that the E word increases newspaper sales and Web hits and...
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