New Terrorist Group "SHAZAAM" Says ISIS is for Punks!
An even more violent and ruthless terrorist group "Shazaam" released a video today calling ISIS members "Punks" and "Pussy Boys". The twenty minute video showed the groups leader, tearing off the head of a captured ISIS fighter and then eating s...
Read full storyKerry Kennedy and pals under fire for their part in defrauding Chevron of billion$
New York - The human frights lawyer and apologist for the dirty, drunken Kennedy clan is in the frame to return a $250,000 bung paid to her by the Ecuador government to globally pimp its corrupt $19bn assault on Chevron. Partner in crime Mia Farr...
Read full storyL.A. Bans Cars, Jails Drivers
In an effort to alleviate the worst traffic congestion in the nation, Los Angeles Mayor, Eric CarSeaty, today signed into law a ban on all cars on L.A.'s 400 square miles of freeways and streets. The "no car" law takes effect immediately and violator...
Read full storyFuture of Church of Scamatology Uncertain as Leader Davy Makemerich Beats Himself Up
Clearly Criminal, FL Church of Scamatology leader was admitted to the hospital in serious condition today as a result of a beating he received from himself. Makemerich, widely known as "Wee Davy" for his diminutive stature, had been in the habit o...
Read full storyScientists discover death could actually be good for your health
Scientists at the university of Stockholm have revealed that dying could actually have substantial health benefits for your body. Previously experts felt that when a person expires there were no advantages and that life simply ended, however that has...
Read full storyObama Sends Ultimatum To George Clooney
Barack Obama yesterday sent out a warning to George Clooney to return his Barbra Streissand CD in seven days or face the full force of Michelle Obama. "The CD is technically hers. I play it to relax with at the end of a day's droning, so I am missing...
Read full storyArabic man gets through airport security without any hassle
When Abdullah Al-Bariq passed through security at Detroit Metro Airport last weekend without being questioned, detained, or extensively-searched, he was delighted, yet very surprised. "Usually I get to the airport at least 12 hours ahead of time,...
Read full storyDeliberately failed suicide attempts set to supplant Ice Bucket Challenge
The world wide internet phenomena dubbed "The Ice Bucket Challenge" seems set to be replaced by a new infusion of collective dares, this time involving intentionally unsuccessful suicide attempts. Celebrities have led the way, using a variety of meth...
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