$100m Virgin InterGalactic Spaceship bombs
Mojave Desert, California - Bankrolled by a bunch of Wall Street hedge fund Trekkies Richard Branson's SpaceShipTwo exploded during a test fright over the Mojave Desert this morning. The $100m craft blew up unexpectedly just daze after NASA's In...
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We at Back and to the Left news pride ourselves on giving everyone a voice, including those of us who don't deserve one. We try to be as fair as we can be when it comes down to our interviews and subsequent write ups. So when we decided to interview a member of the group Britain First our peers (the other people in the hostel we currently call home) we're shocked. They asked us "why would you give...
Read full storyBibi and Barry to settle "chickensh*t" controversy with duel using Glock pistols and other paraphernalia
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and President Barack Obama have decided to settle recent differences, and the spat over Mr. Netanyahu being called "chickensh*t," at the firing range. This contest is becoming known as "the grassy knoll" duel ser...
Read full storyDoctors Can Choose To See Only Healthy People Under New Agreement
Following recent reports which incited outrage when it was revealed that doctors were opting out of working unsociable hours, new proposals have been passed that allow them the option of not having to see patients at all. Under the new scheme doct...
Read full storyPresident Obama comes out: 'I'm proud to be a Tranny'
WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama announced today that he is transgender, confirming what many Republicans have suspected for years. In his statement, he acknowledged that his original name was Blossom Obama. She had the sex change surgery a...
Read full storyCamilla To Play "Dawn" In New 'Dawn, Of The Planet Of The Ape-Women'
Camilla Parker, Duchess of Cornish is to play the title role in Prince Edward's debut movie, "Dawn, of The Planet of The Ape Women", playing a female ape-humanoid creature instead of incumbent Helen-Bonnington-Carter. Prince Edward, who always th...
Read full storyPothead gets off couch, applies for job
Earlier this week, a Cleveland, OH pothead finally got up from his parent's couch, went out, and applied for a job. This according to the pothead's parents, who requested to remain anonymous due to embarrassment over having a pothead as a son.
Read full storyAn Annoying Update On Annoying Updates
Traveling on the road can be stressful. Sometimes too stressful. One doesn't need non-road situations to make them more stressful. Someone should mention this to Bill Gates. I am presently doing a road trip with limited amount of time to check out property. This is in a remote part of the country that consists of a lot of trees and hills and not much else. The towns that are here are Boonievill...
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