Republican Party to Reposition Themselves As Party of Sacrifice and Martyrdom
Washington, DC-Republican Party officials agreed that the party was full of sacrificing martyrs, who wish that they could be a positive force for change in the world but instead must stick to their mission of totally screwing over Obama until the end...
Read full storyPhobias now Curable. Guaranteed!
Medical scientists in America have taken a keen interest in the discovery by Dr. Bedafford of the Brighton and Sussex Medical School who successfully cured a patient of Arachnophobia accidentally when he had the man's damaged left amygdala removed.
Read full storyReba Mcentire Outraged After Obama Names Loretta Lynch to US Attorney General
NASHVILLE, TN - Country superstar singer, Reba Mcentire, told The Spoof today that she was outraged that President Obama named Loretta Lynn to the top law enforcement position in America. Reba said she Turned On The radio and apparently became The...
Read full storyGOP celebrates control of congress for the next two years with never-saw-a-war-they-didn't-like policies
Eager to get to it, Republicans are already holding planning meetings on how to expand the nation's wars. Come January they will be in position to move their committees toward war for the new year, buttressed with the thinking of President George...
Read full storyObama chooses Catwoman to replace Holder as attorney general
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama will nominate Catwoman to succeed Eric Holder as attorney general, Whitehouse press secretary Joker, said Friday. If confirmed, she would be the first single superhero woman to serve as the nation's top law enf...
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