Putin's Conscious-Uncoupling From The Rest Of Russia
Things are getting pretty tight for Vladimir Putin. No longer wrestling bears bare-chested, the Russian leader is wrestling his old cronies who can no longer use their Visa cards to fuel their private jets and take off for a winter in Belize or where...
Read full story'Ban the birds' cry Central Park advocates
New York -- Now that the carriage horses are on the run, activists are taking aim on another group of animals that need to be rescued from Central Park. A study by the nonexistent grassroots group Animal Advocates has found that the privacy right...
Read full storyColorado Springs Marijuana Radio hosts 'Rainy Day Women #12 & 35' Mothers Day
Colorado - A local radio station will be playing non-stop pot-themed music Sunday to mark the marijuana state's Mothers Day celebrations kicking off with the Bob Dylan classic Everybody Must Get Stoned. DJ Ricky Reefer plans a topical lineup of fa...
Read full storyRoman Abramovich private jet 'The Bandit' in near collision with Iranian drone
Azerbaijan - The tarmac outside Baku International Airport arrivals lounge looks like a bomb site this weekend following a spat between the Russian mobster's private jet and a 'high tech' hunter-killer drone operated by the Iranian Revolutionary Guar...
Read full storyWhite House Laments Roosevelt Didn't Have #HitlerSucks in 1940's, Could Have Shortened War
Washington D.C. - Sixteen year-old White House Spokesman, Jay Carney, commented in today's presidential press briefing that it was a shame the Roosevelt administration didn't have the benefit of hashtags in the early days of World War II so they...
Read full storyPhil Collins Admits Genesis "Not the First Rock Band Created"
London - Recording superstar and former front man for the band known as Genesis, Phil Collins, admitted this week that the band was not the first rock band created, despite their name correlating with the name of the first book in the Bible. Respo...
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