Gov. Rick Perry Says Students Should Get Guns
Gov. Rick Perry of Texas today explained how his states voter ID laws work. "A state handgun license qualifies, but a state university identification card does not. Of course military ID's qualify too," stated the GOP governor. "There's been...
Read full story1980s sex abuse cover-up files stashed in MI5's Pervert Pope dossier
London - 114 missing sex abuse cover-up files from the 1980s been discovered in the security service's huge dossier about Pope John Paul II. Polish pervert Karol Wojtyla was outed as the Chief Satanist of the notorious P2 Masonic Lodge which robbe...
Read full storyAll U.S. Boomers Target Of Class Action Lawsuit
Harvard junior and political science major Nick Overmann's parents expended every effort and spared no expense on their sun's education while he attended a rather good public schools in Southern California's Westlake Village. He went to numerous sci...
Read full storyDick Cheney warns Tony Blair is a sitting duck over Iraq and stuff
Washington - It's exactly 20 years this Monday since Dick Cheney accidentally shot a Texas attorney during a Dan Quail hunt at a chicken ranch belonging to the Kennedys. Or so the story goes. The incident is said to have left a deep impression...
Read full storyGlobal Warming -or- How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the End of Civilization
Rambutt, Twaingo Province, UN Building, Kago Island, South Pacific (STT News) Today, news was finally released on the bitter facts of Preferred Acquired Global Warming (PAGW) and what to expect in the centuries before us. On the small island of K...
Read full storyFred - The Lust, The Passion, The Man
I get the feeling that people don't fully appreciate Brazilian striker Fred's value to the team, his team-mates, or really anyone who might have ever been in his presence. Those closest to the man have described themselves as being truly enlightened when in his presence. Really anyone fortunate enough to have graced his presence has described the experience as truly spiritual. It's also no coincid...
Read full storyDollar Counterfeiter Jailed for Life
Gotfried Right was today jailed for life at a ground-breaking trial in the Superior Court of San Francisco. Gotfried, a professor of graphic design at the Academy of Art had set up a printing press in his garage and proceeded to print what the prosec...
Read full storyMassive cleanup after tropical storm Arthur misses New York
NEW YORK, NY - New York City residents mopped up Saturday after tropical storm Arthur missed New York, and doused cable news networks' celebrations. "Overall, we're in pretty good shape," said Bill De Blasio, mayor of New York City, 'the greatest...
Read full storyAlien Abductions Responsible For Lack Of Australian Comedians And Personalities on UK TV
Aliens using adapted drones stolen from the U.S. Naval Base in Rota, Cadiz may be responsible for the growing list of Australian Celebrities who have disappeared from the public eye. Celebrities like Dame Edna, Clive James, Skippy The Bush Kangar...
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