2030 'no frills' Flights into Space can only be booked with Master or Debit Card
The much - vaunted 'Tourist' Flights to Mars , expected to start in 2030, will have to be booked by Debit - Card only, if passengers wish to avail of cheap fares. Those wishing to grab the cheapest fares must also expect to be charged a potential...
Read full storyNRA Lobbies for Concealed Carry Permits for Toddlers
FAIRFAX, VA--After a two year old toddler fatally shot his mother at a Wal-Mart recently, Wayne LaPierre, CEO of the National Rifle Ass., is starting an effort to lobby Congress to extend Concealed Carry Laws to toddlers nationwide. His reasoning:...
Read full storyExcitement About New Year's Eve Fades With Age - Study Finds.
Fayetteville, AR - A recent study by the University of Arkansas found that a person's excitement about New Year's Eve and associated celebrations tends to fade with a person's age. Lead researcher Vernon Springer, PhD, professor emeritus at the U…
Read full storyScamatologists Locate Missing AirAsia Plane With Secret OT Powers
Clearly Criminal, FL The Church of Scamatology announced that they have pulled off a sensational discovery with their advanced Super-OT Powers-the missing AirAsia plane! Notorious, money-grubbing head of the "religion" Davy Makemerich announced th...
Read full storyScamatology Cult Moving to Guyana
Clearly Criminal, FLIn a move that surprises no one, the cult of Scamatology will be moving its most rabid adherents, the Spy Org, to the country of Guyana in South America. The other Scamatologists, including the celebrities and the "public", will b...
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