So who's the PR genius pimping for Rafael Correa's Ecuador?
Brooklyn, NY - A shady stone-age Neanderthal has been identified as the brains behind a Brooklyn PR outfit paid $6.4m to pimp out corrupt-as-hell Ecuador. Dr Einstein Flintstone is CEO of Brooklyn-based EmCee Squared Corp, described as a thriving...
Read full storyNew EU Advertising Inclusiveness Law to merge Brand Competition
Under a new Advertising Inclusiveness Law, Brands can use other leading brands to advertise themselves, even if this includes encroaching another brands' territory or even encroaching on their established slogans A prime example of this is a rece...
Read full storyIrish Government to stick Santa for yet another Austerity Tax
In another bid to raise Austerity Taxes, this time seasonal, the Irish Government is looking at charging Santa for every time he crosses the Flight Paths over Dublin and Cork. Given that Santa's Business Itinerary takes in thousands of trips per...
Read full storyThe Virtue Agency - Manhattan
THE VIRTUE AGENCY (Derived from the book "Travels with Li Po"...copyrighted) A new agency has opened up in Manhattan, New York. Called THE VIRTUE AGENCY.. it deals with... yes, you guessed it... the marketing of virtue. Our reporter from "Lights Out", visited the towering skyscraper that is the agency's new home. It has a workforce of over a hundred and has plans for offices throughout the...
Read full storyVictoria Nuland chokes on Siberian caviar falls under the table major attack averted
Ms. Victoria Nuland, Assistant Secretary of State for European and Eurasian affairs, is being considered for a new honorary title following her heroic actions at a celebratory dinner in Riga, Latvia yesterday evening. She had just announced that U...
Read full storyJohn Boehner - "We Can Stop Obama by Giving Up Everything"
WASHINGTON DC - Conservatives are raising strong opposition to Speaker of the House John Boehner for his proposed method to "guarantee GOP wins in 2016." The "strategy" appears to be "give Obama everything he wants in secret without making him sign a...
Read full storySprouts Will Be Re-stocked In Time For Christmas - Supermarkets Claim
Housewives hoarding brussels sprouts and those small sausages to put around turkeys for Christmas have caused panic buying, with major stores claiming that there will not be enough for every shopper if people greedily buy up the stocks now. Groups...
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