Comet 67P Churyumov-Gerasimenko 'is part of Martian crematorium' says NASA
Pasadena, California - Scientists studying new imagery from the crashed Rosetta probe have described Comet 67P as an enormous chunk of artificial masonry, part of the legendary - and exclusive! - Royal Martian Crematorium, a sort of ancient alien Cre...
Read full storyBeing in Debt is Indication of good Citizen
City of London Finance and Investment Advisors are urging the sensible Middle Class to get into Debt. 'Debt, in the Dickensian, desperate sense, is not advisable and disreputable', says Roger Shark, of Shittiebank, Canary Wharf. 'But 'Smart R...
Read full storySenator Graham and the new Republican Congress breathe firebolts and sacred vows on the need for sanctions plus war with Iran
Eternally vigilant for the war manufacturers and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Republican Senator Lindsey Graham is breathing heavily with red face this morning. Sanctions will be due soon, certainly, because Iran is sure to violate, somehow,...
Read full storyChristmas Sofa Sales - Trojan Furniture Alert
A security alert has been issued this morning after several incidences of armed extremists taking over households have been reported to police. The alert only affects sofas, beds and Ottomans purchased between Christmas and the new year. The extr...
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