City of London Finance and Investment Advisors are urging the sensible Middle Class to get into Debt.
'Debt, in the Dickensian, desperate sense, is not advisable and disreputable', says Roger Shark, of Shittiebank, Canary Wharf.
'But 'Smart Risk' Debt, is advisable and even sensible', he says.
'There's never been a better time to get into Debt'. 'Low - Risk is No - Risk'...whatever that means.
'Invest in Fair - Trade Gold', says Keyla Non Regula, of Zurich - 'The Fair - Trade Movement generally comprises Tea and Coffee, however Retailers such as Starbucks, who sell Fairtrade Tea and Multi - Nuanced Coffee Types, are now moving into the retail of Gold Ingots, with every 3000 Euros worth of Cinamon Latte sold.', says Madame Non Regula.
'Of course', she goes on 'One may argue, that no- one would spend 3000 Euro worth on coffee in one sitting.'
'But Corporate Syndicates and even individual customers, may use Loyalty Card Points to defray costs'.
So, look out for Gold amongst Lemon and Carrot Cake Slices in the Starbuck's Display Fridge.Be prepared to pay Top Dollar!
