
German Luxury Car Makers Form A-HOLE Joint Venture for Self-Driving Vehicles
GERMANY - Leading luxury car manufacturers from Germany today announced they have formed a joint venture for the development of self-driving vehicles for the U.S. market. The Autonomous Hands-Off Luxury Engineering (A-HOLE) Group promises an ult...
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Osborne To Save Money By Issuing Discount Rail Tickets To One Remaining Central Hospital
To plunder even more of the country's assets to try to reach Thatcher scale carnage, George Osborne is to sell off all hospitals but one and issue rail discounts to sick people. The "savings" will enable stockbroker belt voters to pay less tax an...
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Sony to Release New Comedy Depicting Assassination of President Obama-- No Protests, No Outcry, No Nothing. Bill O'Reilly Says: 'It's Just a Joke.'
Following the PR success of The Interview, Sony Pictures announced today that it would be releasing Alluha Akbar!, an uproarious new comedy about the assassination of President Barack Obama. The movie is financed by the government of North Korea...
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