
Who Bought Hitler's Holiday Island?
Adolf Hitler's Nazi holiday paradise - the Colossus of Prora - is to be turned into a luxury resort, with a seven-star high-end hotel and surrounding opulent villas with their own indoor swimming pools. However, it will be privately owned and private...
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Yoga for ALL! If the Fat Chicks Can Do It...
After undertaking an intimidating new pastime, power Vinyasa-style yoga, 28-year-old Jessica Dyer found a surefire way to bolster her confidence: the overweight girls in her yoga class. Jessica, a longtime resident of New York City's East Village, recounted that the challenges of living in Manhattan's hottest 'hood, together with her lack of any natural adeptness at yoga, had put her generally...
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Festive cheer as Obama announces new weed deal with Cuba
Washington DC - It's being hailed as the most significant policy shift since the 1960 embargo banned imports of Fidel's Amnesia cannabis strains. This morning President Obama announced a historic breakthrough in US Cuba policy following decades o...
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Cameron 'Always Destined for Greatness'
The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, along with numerous other long-standing acquaintances, have hinted for the first time, recently, that their old Etonian chum, David Cameron, was always destined for greatness. In an interview following the Scott...
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2015 GOP Platform Has Been Completed
The GOP platform that will be ratified by the 2016 Presidential Nominating Convention is now complete. Since the last convention, selected Congressional Republicans and State Party Chairs have been diligently working. According to insider reports, these are its major points: 1. We stand for the principles of torture, particularly rectal hydration. 2. We believe that rich donors should dramat...
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