Gibraltar To Welcome Top Spanish Serenading Guitar Band Competitors To U.S Embassy Celebrations
Gibraltar's love of ad-hoc Baroque Spanish Guitar Serenade Bands has led to the commissioning of a special all night performance by the winners of a serenading and drag Flamenco contest which is to be held in the Parliament building each evening for...
Read full storyWho's the baby father, George?
New York - A war of words has broken out on the MumsTheWordNet site about who might have fathered George Clooney's girlfriend's baby bump other than her fiancé George. London human frights barrister Ms Anal Alapudding is looking four months pregna...
Read full storyVladimir Putin To Step Down
Moscow - It will be announced, by the real powers in the Kremlin, that Vladimir Putin will step down from office to spend more time with his family, thus giving him the opportunity to continue wrestling with bears, swimming with sharks, working on a...
Read full storyA Checklist Of The 'Humanitarian Aid' The Russians Are Sending To Ukraine
At the Russian/Ukrainian border the so-called 'humanitarian aid' convoy sent by Putin stops to do a final check on what supplies they will be delivering to the Ukrainians on the other side. Two Russian majors exit the first two vehicles carrying clipboards and meet at the back of the first truck. "OK Dimitri, let's take a final check on everything." "Yes, Sergei. Let's get it over with quick...
Read full storyMan Unsure What Pillocks to Watch Debating
A man from somewhere was this morning weighing up the possibility of watching one of two vitally important and serious debates scheduled for our beloved televisual delights tonight. One of these debates centres around the impending cataclysmic or...
Read full storyFears about 'exploding manhole cover syndrome' outside Ecuador embassy making Julian Assange bonkers
London, UK - A build-up of toxic safe house gases under the Ecuadorian embassy building in Knightsbridge has hit the fugitive from justice hard. WikiLeaks renegade Julian Assange fears his life is in danger from a potential explosion outside his...
Read full storyLiverpool Tourist Office To Sell Fake "Car Wheels Missing" Wheel Covers To Fool Thieves
Realistic cardboard images of a wheel on bricks are being sold as wheel covers at Liverpool Tourist Centres from today. The officer for tourism, Mrs. Morris-Minor told our Inner City Travel Correspondent, "Every time someone parks up for a few minute...
Read full storyGibraltar Considers Following U.N. Recommendations To Extend Territorial Waters to 7 miles
Representatives at a recent U.N. meeting in Gibraltar included United States Special Envoy Chandler Schwimmer. At the meeting on Friday, the United States representative proposed that Gibraltar's territorial waters should be re-instated to the seven...
Read full storyHotel Heiress to Wed Motel Heir
Paris "The Heiress" Hilton, in her typical understated fashion, called a press conference this morning to announce her upcoming marriage to Norman "Psycho" Bates. "We have so much in common," she gushed, "what with my family's ties to the hotel bi...
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