President Obama "Wouldn't mind getting laid off for a while"
President Obama recently said that he wouldn't mind "a few months off" and if the government decided to downsize him he would be open to the possibility. "I think we definitely could have a conversation about it, maybe mull it over and look at...
Read full storyPoland Realizes Only Hot Tourist Spot Is Both German Made And A Concentration Camp
During efforts in modernizing the nation for travelers, Poland just realized that their number one tourist destination is both German made and a concentration camp. The statement came during an announcement from Poland's Ministry of Sport and Tourism...
Read full storySasha Obama legs it to join Islamic State militants amid Martha's Vineyard vacation no-show
Massachusetts - Thirteen year-old Sasha Obama remains a stalwart no-show at her family's Martha's Vineyard compound according to tonight's JihadiDaddi TV six o'clock news. The President's younger daughter is believed to have stuffed a few thousan...
Read full storyHumanitarian Mission or Guerrilla Fighters - Convoy of Cliff Richard Fans Waiting At Portugal Border
Overnight another thousand routemasters arrived in this dusty border town on the Spanish side of the border with Portugal, joining the already 20,000 iconic London buses already gathered over the last few days. Cliff Richard fans behind this contenti...
Read full story'What Dreams Shall Come' - A Spoof Tribute To Robin Williams
Suicides were always a pain for Detective Malny. Always ugly. Always depressing, although he never let that show. This one especially. Robin Williams. One of the most famous comics ever. The guy who always made people laugh. Found hanging by a belt. By his own hands. He was met at the house by Detective Tromsa, one of the first ones on the scene, someone he had worked with often before...
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