Missouri Cops Sent to Sesame Street
Sesame Street, USA - Police in Missouri are being told how to get to Sesame Street for career counseling and psychological reprogramming. "Every little boy plays soldier at some time in his development," said Evelyn Puchlens, executive director of...
Read full storyCops seize woman's 'suspicious' breasts, implants test positive for saccharin not cocaine
Madrid, Spain - Spanish police have made a right tit of themselves after seizing a Caracas woman's breasts in a Madrid Airport arrivals lounge narcoswoop. CCTV footage of the 36DD-25-35 25 year-old had zoomed in on her ample bosom indicating the n...
Read full storyDan Uggla Ejected From Atlanta Hooters
ATLANTA, Ga: Atlanta Metro are still trying to piece together an unlikely chain of events that occurred late Thursday Evening inside of a Hooters downtown. Dan Uggla, who was recently released by the Atlanta Braves, apparently had a little too much...
Read full storyBuster Himen and the Penetrators Will Be First Concert At New Arena
Bangor - The new Cherry Blossom Arena is hosting its first event this evening when the Indie rock band Buster Himen and the Penetrators blow into town for the first concert of their 69-show tour. The band was formed two years ago and is highly re...
Read full storyEx White House Insider: George W. Bush Proposed Switching From Gold to 'Wood Standard' Among Other 'Startling' Initiatives
Louisville, KY - A former White House aide for George W. Bush said that the president offered a number of proposals in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina that were "rather startling". A high-level discussion within the administration began shortly...
Read full storyTales of Robin Williams surfacing after his death
SAN FRANCISCO, Cal. -- Information on the death of actor/comedian Robin Williams continues to surface and make news days after his apparent suicide shocked the world. The slow stream of information has, however, gone from the sublime to the ridiculou...
Read full storyFederal Government To Arm All Of America's Black Youth
The Federal Government has announced Friday morning they will be arming all qualified African American Youth, ranging in ages from 11-27 years. The new program,which has been named, No Child Left Unarmed, will take effect September 1, 2014 as a 'tria...
Read full storyMan who gets drunk daily denies that he's an alcoholic
New York, N.Y. - Drew Dow of Roosevelt Island is an ordinary man with an extraordinary ability: his stomach uses excess yeast in his digestive tract to ferment carbs and sugar-dense foods into alcohol. This rare health condition is called auto-brewer...
Read full storyIs your child safe? Shocking experiment reveals every parent's fear
England was today shook to the very bottom of its outraged core as footage of an experiment consisiting of an actor luring kids away from a playground went on-line. The shocking footage shows a actor being secretly filmed in a playground by the sw...
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