Queen busts a blood vessel as William kicked out of the army
Balmoral - News that the bald and ugly changeling son of Prince Charles has been booted out of the military has not gone down well at Balmoral Castle tonight. The Queen, who heard it from a butler who'd watched the Six O'Clock News, took it badly...
Read full storyFormer political prisoners recall how Pinochet used Cliff Richard and Cat Stevens songs in torture sessions
Chile - Crappy singles like Cliff Richard's 'Mistletoe and Whine' and 'Living Troll' were part of General Pinochet's awesome torture armory according to former prisoners abused for decades by the vile dictator in Santiago Jail. Played ad nauseam a...
Read full storyObama threatens missile strike on Canada for poisonous frogs cull
He's running out of places to attack. President Obama fresh from his entente uncordiale with Russian premier Poutine has turned his guns on another non-nukulur ally. The Peas Prize winner has now threatened missile strikes on Canada for "...blatantl...
Read full storyNorth Carolina gaseous dog makes triumphant return from Syria!
Moose, the gaseous dog from North Carolina made a triumphant return from Syria yesterday afternoon after Bashar al-Assad,President of Syria called President Obama in the middle of the night to say he was capitulating and would turn over all poison ga...
Read full storySupermarket bans the sale of lads' bags in its stores
Lads' bags will not be sold in thousands of Ladl Stores after the company said that most lads look stupid with such bags. Manufacturers of man-bags are angry that their new line in lads' bags is causing such a storm. "We thought they were a g...
Read full storyWeiner goes down and takes The Spoof with him
NEW YORK, NY - New York City clown and mayoral candidate, Anthony Weiner admitted defeat yesterday and "The Spoof!"'s website went down. Coincidence? I think not... "The Spoof!" insiders had seen this coming for months. With Anthony Weiner out of...
Read full storyKabbalists predict tough Friday the 13th followed by seismic Yom Kippur
New York - Rabbis at New York's Kabbalah Institute for Diaspora Stuff are wrestling with the thorny issue of karma ahead of Yom Kippur, the year's most sombre feast day. Day of Atonement rituals set to begin around sunset tomorrow are causing ang...
Read full storyTwitter Birdies Channel Elvis As They Twerk Instead of Tweet
Having problems lately with timely delivery of your tweets? You're not alone. Gail Farrelly, a science & technology reporter at TheSpoof.com, has found out that the Twitter birdies, wanting to thumb their beaks at management for labor compl...
Read full storyDavid Cameron left red faced after Twitter blunder
David Cameron has been left red-faced after hundreds of government secrets were posted on Twitter. The secrets, ranging from the location of possible nuclear waste sites to which biscuits are eaten at cabinet meetings was Tweeted across the world wid...
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