Obese to Solve Cameron's Energy Price Crisis
In a panicked response to Ed Miliband's popular policy of freezing energy prices, Prime Minister David Cameron today made an unscheduled visit to the House of Commons to announce a new personally endorsed initiative to solve his government's energy p...
Read full storyExtract from Jane Austen's Diary
Here follows a hitherto lost extract from the diary of Jane Austen, discovered by Christopher Long: Dear Diary, Today I was taking my morning constitution with Papa, when he told me that he had some business to attend to at Mr Henry Miggins' Cornershoppe. After a brief conversation with Mrs Miggins, during which we exchanged pleasantries about the weather, Papa and I alighted upon the establ...
Read full storyFirst visual of the Christmas Comet scheduled for pagan New Year's Eve
San Ramon, California - Wiccans, eat yer hearts out: this year's Halloween celebrations should see the first glimpse of the astonishingly beautiful Comet Ison as it heads towards its debut transit of Planet Earth. Already dubbed the Christmas Com...
Read full storyAnother Star Wars Bloopers Cut Discovered
For the second week in a row a cut version of the original Star Wars has been discovered, most of it bloopers. "What really comes across here is how very hard time these actors had trying to keep a straight face while filming", stated Alice Fluha...
Read full storyOver-Eating Could Lead to Obesity, Study Shows
PHILADELPHIA--A recent study shows that over-eating may be one of the leading causes of obesity in Americans age 9-72. The Foundation for American Thickness Today and Yesterday (FATTY) issued the report last week, detailing the findings of their y...
Read full storyTop Ten Worst Books By Dr. Souss
Following is what is considered the worst books by Dr. Souss and are not recommended to be read to your children at night before tucking them into bed. Also, these are not located in the Children's section at your local bookstore. 10. The Sneetches Lose Their Breetches 9. Oh The Places That New Puppy Will Go! 8. I Can Seed With My Eyes Shut 7. The Glunk That Stunk 6. How The Gri...
Read full storyTop 14 Animal Novels of All Time
Following is the Top 14 Animal Novels of all time, according to a list submitted by us to PETA. (You might want to read these to your pet although one of ours giggled, another one peed) 14. The Leg of Miss Jean Brodie 13. Brave New Squirrel 12. Old Fetcher's In The Pie 11. Lord of the Turkey Wings 10. The Accidental Turd-Gift 9. The Good Boy 8. To Grill a Mockingbird...
Read full storyBritney Spears has a new stalker that's unusual
Britney Spears' new stalker has been sending her old fruit cakes in the mail, it has been claimed. The troubled singer who looks 50 has also been receiving "old dentures and used slippers" along with the old fruit cakes. She has reportedly asked t...
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