'It's A Bum Rap Your Honor' Anus Al-Liby tells NY judge
New York - Suspected Al Qaeda terrorist Abu Anus Al-Liby has told New York Southern District Judge Lewis Kaplan that the CIA has framed him on multiple counts after roughing him up on a Mediterranean 'cruise'. Al-Liby - real name Nazih Abdul-Hamed...
Read full storyMy Mutualistic and Co-operative relationship with drugs
My cooperative and mutualistic love/hate relationship with drugs. According to the scholarly and reliable search engine Google, Co•op•er•a•tive Pronounced: /k??äp(?)r?tiv/ ? (Again, who the fuck speaks Russian these days anyway?) Defined as: Involving mutual assistance in working toward a common goal Mu•tu•al•ism Pronounced: /?myo?oCHo?o??liz?m/ ?(Alright Russia, have a rant) 1.
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Coxville, IN - A seminal paper published by a trio of post-doctoral researchers at the Johnson Institute points to a strong correlation between twerking and jerking. Behavioral psychologists Peter Smallwood, Rod Wang, and Jack Hiscock agreed to me...
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A green light was signaled earlier today, clearing the way for the House and Senate to take a vote on the controversial suspicion of whether or not Frank Sinatra is or isn't the father of Mia Farrow's son, Ronan, born while she was the inamorata of f...
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